You might be a redneck if...

There has been an ongoing feud between my bosses next-door neighbor and the restuarant. The neighbor is mad because the parking lot lights shine on his house and the kitchen exhaust fans are too loud. He's probably right, but what do you do? He inherited the house and the restuarant is second generation.

So this is the latest chapter...several months ago a light pole in the restaurant parking lot is leaning to one side. It looks kinda scary, so the "powers that be" stopped by and put a couple ropes on the pole and nearby trees for what appears to me to be an insurance policy so the pole does not fall in the parking lot or on the neighbors house. The neighbor likes to make "signs" so I'll just let the photos speak for themself. Enjoy?


Here's a shot of the restaurant's spring bulbs blooming and the notorious sign in the background.

Here you can see the leaning pole and the signs in the background, hanging precariously from the fence.

You might be a redneck if...

...if you made either of these signs.

A picture is worth a thousand words? (Redneck/psycho is there such a thing?)